Me talking like Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation (About Just Cause 2)

Game Hacker wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

10:32 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: there are a few other places that impress me alot, the big big bases that take about an hour to finish are impressive because the is an endless wave of stupid Asian grunts coming at you from every direction

10:49 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: a plane that weighs over 400 tonnes crashing into a fucking palm tree and the whole plane explodes and the palm tree is still standing there like it just got hit by a small breeze
10:50 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: and its not like the trees are static props either
10:51 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: you drive thru a forest in a tank and i feel like playing marching music while i destroy every living thing within a 2km radius but a fucking jumbo jet instantly explodes if you fucking hit a small branch... seriously i know this game isn't trying to be realistic, i get that, but honestly a t what point did they think "hmm a small tank is stronger than a fucking jumbo jet"
10:55 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: honestly that big ass Bering still explodes instantly when you crash into something small as a fucking palm tree but the worst part is it handles like a fucking bath tub with wings
11:02 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: The decent part about the plane handling is you can actually fly upside properly where other games the moment you go upside down the game thinks your trying to rape it and either doesn't let you fly upside or just makes you fucking crash as if flying upside was some kind of sin
10:46 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: here take a rocket launcher and we'll just pop you in this inconspicuous OIL REFINERY
10:47 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: except that for some fucked up reason guns costs more than a TANK

wtf is your avatar

Its some old Nick thing

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.

doubt not, do i that?

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.

doubt not, do i that?

This is scout rainbows make me cry?

Btw that avatar is my face with a tooth colored out with permanent marker.

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.

doubt not, do i that?

This is scout rainbows make me cry?

This is cry, scouts make me rainbow

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.

doubt not, do i that?

This is scout rainbows make me cry?

This is cry, scouts make me rainbow

Is this scout, me cry make rainbow

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.

doubt not, do i that?

This is scout rainbows make me cry?

This is cry, scouts make me rainbow

Is this scout, me cry make rainbow

rainbow this is, crying scout make me

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.

doubt not, do i that?

This is scout rainbows make me cry?

This is cry, scouts make me rainbow

Is this scout, me cry make rainbow

rainbow this is, crying scout make me

Rainbow is this, cry scout me make

enough

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.

doubt not, do i that?

This is scout rainbows make me cry?

This is cry, scouts make me rainbow

Is this scout, me cry make rainbow

rainbow this is, crying scout make me

Rainbow is this, cry scout me make

Rainbow rainbow, is this me scout make cry

TheNewCity wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.

doubt not, do i that?

This is scout rainbows make me cry?

This is cry, scouts make me rainbow

Is this scout, me cry make rainbow

rainbow this is, crying scout make me

Rainbow is this, cry scout me make

Rainbow rainbow, is this me scout make cry

Blah blah blah pointless quote Lego syndrome blah blah blah.

Locked because of pointless quote Lego syndrome

EDIT: Actually the only culprits here were Panthereye and TNC...

Seriously TNC?!?! I thought you of all back door moderator people should know better