Old fails can't be old enough

Subject: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:56 am

Flat Zeus at facepunch wrote:: A story made for me, and I helped make a bit of it. Hope you enjoy it.
For Flat Zeus, we love you, bro.

30 reasons to hate this piece of shit called GameHacker655.
1. He stole CrazyChicken's Avatar.
2. He takes a superior tone with me.
3. He stalks CrazyChicken.
4. He hates Flat Zeus, says he needs do DIE.
5. His description is "I really like cookies".
6. He supports the opposition of Missing Information.
7. His name is GameHacker655 for fuck's sake.
8. He's an overall fag.
9. Types in caps at me when I added him.
10. Can't spell or use grammar.
11. Stupid spaz kid.
12. Confuses Japan with China.
13. Doesn't know basic console commands.
14. Doesn't understand that you can't make servers with just "Create Game".
15. Doesn't know basic game terms.
16. Immature.
17. Has absolutely no clue what he's doing.
18. Impatient.
19. Stupid.
20. Ignorant.
21. Types in all caps for unknown reasons.
22. Annoying.
23. Bad at CS.
24. A quitter.
25. Shouldn't be on the internet.
26. The type of person who's always saying "JOIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
27. A brat.
28. Short tempered.
29. One of those people who puts "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!" after everything they say when excited.
30. Just a fucking annoying FAGGOT.

Chat log after I dropped the bomb that I hate him.
Chimpvanzee: HEy
Chimpvanzee: Sorry
Chimpvanzee: I was using the bathroom
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: I had to kick you
Chimpvanzee: No you didn't
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: It was WORTHLESS
Chimpvanzee: You wanna know something?
Chimpvanzee: You're a little shit
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: wha...
Chimpvanzee: I fucking hate you
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: because i kicked you
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: OK
Chimpvanzee: I hope you die, you little fucker
Chimpvanzee: 30 reasons to hate this piece of shit called GameHacker655.
1. He stole CrazyChicken's Avatar.
2. He takes a superior tone with me.
3. He stalks CrazyChicken.
4. He hates Flat Zeus, says he needs do DIE.
5. His description is "I really like cookies".
6. He supports the opposition of Missing Information.
7. His name is GameHacker655 for fuck's sake.
8. He's an overall fag.
9. Types in caps at me when I added him.
10. Can't spell or use grammar.
11. Stupid spaz kid.
12. Confuses Japan with China.
13. Doesn't know basic console commands.
14. Doesn't understand that you can't make servers with just "Create Game".
15. Doesn't know basic game terms.
16. Immature.
17. Has absolutely no clue what he's doing.
18. Impatient.
19. Stupid.
20. Ignorant.
21. Types in all caps for unkown reasons.
22. Annoying.
23. Bad at CS.
24. A quitter.
25. Shouldn't be on the internet.
26. The type of person who's always saying "JOIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
27. A brat.
28. Short tempered.
29. One of those people who puts "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!" after everything they say when excited.
30. Just a fucking annoying FAGGOT.
Chimpvanzee: I made a list
Chimpvanzee: Of why you're a faggot
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: STOP
Chimpvanzee: You shit
Chimpvanzee: I'll rape your mom
Chimpvanzee: You little asshole
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: you will be blocked
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: NOW
Chimpvanzee: I'll kill you
(AGNMI)GameHacker655: goodbye
Chimpvanzee: Fag

Note: When I didn't answer him when he spammed "JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!", he made it a multi-user chat, just to kick me from it.

GameHacker655, if you're reading this: Fuck you, you 11 year old faggot, don't ever come to the internet, we all hate you, you little shit.

A little victory dance on his grave.
Chimpvanzee: Learn to spell tard
Chimpvanzee: Chimpvanzee: What do you want?
AGNMI.GameHacker655: were here to sort things out
Chimpvanzee: Your friend is blocked
Chimpvanzee: HA
Chimpvanzee: Fuck you you cun
AGNMI.GameHacker655: AGNMI.GameHacker655: were here to sort things out
AGNMI.GameHacker655: PLEASE
AGNMI.GameHacker655: DO NOT LEAVE
AGNMI.L?mbd?Core 21: HOLY SHIT
Flat Zeus: what?
AGNMI.L?mbd?Core 21: FLATTY!
Chimpvanzee: This pathetic fag is begging for more Zeus
Flat Zeus: O_o
Chimpvanzee: He wants to be my friend
Chimpvanzee: BAHAHAHAHA

He then kicked me and shit, thinking he'd get back. It's all too funny. Check out his profile:

Also, his name in CS was "i liek boobs". Honestly, people like him make people like me look bad.

Now, again he invites me, when will this end?
AGNMI.GameHacker655: DO NOT LEAVE
AGNMI.GameHacker655: IM SORRY
Chimpvanzee: You're so pathetic
AGNMI.GameHacker655: don't leave
I leave.
He sends me around 3 more invites, I ignore them. He tries to salvage something that never was.
I hated him since the first thing I read on his profile.

So that ends the story of "The fall of GameHacker655". I hope he loses much sleep over this and he even so much as cries a little.

If you would care to further harass him or don't believe me, check out this fag's profile:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989773080

TL;DR
Read it.

This made me go WTF

EDIT: Shotgunguy, you replied thar. You gotta remember that.

Posts : 655 Join date : 2010-06-29

this made me go roflmao, Obvious Troll

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:03 pm

MY TWO BIGGEST ENEMIES!

FIGHTING!

MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!!

lolcry

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:04 pm

Remember; Posted somewhere in 2009

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:12 pm

fail is everywhere

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:41 pm

Aw, what a fag you are fat zeus XD

Admin of the 21st Reich Posts : 530 Join date : 2009-09-26

look who registered lolmao

Old fails can't be old enough Aasdasavdsc5ma

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:08 pm

HAL 9000 wrote:: look who registered

Lolwut Wait who is he?

Admin of the 21st Reich Posts : 530 Join date : 2009-09-26

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:25 pm

HAL 9000 wrote:

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:02 pm

Leave Van alone.
He's cool now.

Besides, he only hates gamehacker because he was being a dick. and he told me to tell you guys he apologizes for whatever he said to Lambdacore.

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:07 pm

HAL 9000 wrote:

My thoughts exactly

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:09 pm

Emild00d wrote:

HAL 9000 wrote:

My thoughts exactly

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:10 pm

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:13 pm

doomlord1992 wrote:

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:14 pm

My God wrote:: look who registered

Woah, what a coincidence.

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:38 pm

doomlord1992 wrote:: fail is everywhere

FAIL.... FAIL IS EVERYWHERE

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:45 am

Crash15 wrote:

doomlord1992 wrote:: fail is everywhere

FAIL.... FAIL IS EVERYWHERE

FAIL...FAIL NEVER CHANGES...

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:10 am

TheCaptain943 wrote:

Crash15 wrote:

doomlord1992 wrote:: fail is everywhere

FAIL.... FAIL IS EVERYWHERE

FAIL...FAIL NEVER CHANGES...

FAIL
THE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE FAILURES OF FAILSHIP EPICFAIL
IT'S CONTINUING FAILURE
TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW FAILS
TO SEEK OUT NEW FAILS AND NEW EPIC FAILURES
TO BOLDLY FAIL WHERE NOONE HAS FAILED BEFORE

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:28 am

Emild00d wrote:: FAIL
THE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE FAILURES OF FAILSHIP EPICFAIL
IT'S CONTINUING FAILURE
TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW FAILS
TO SEEK OUT NEW FAILS AND NEW EPIC FAILURES
TO BOLDLY FAIL WHERE NOONE HAS FAILED BEFORE

this

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:43 am

doomlord1992 wrote:

Emild00d wrote:: FAIL
THE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE FAILURES OF FAILSHIP EPICFAIL
IT'S CONTINUING FAILURE
TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW FAILS
TO SEEK OUT NEW FAILS AND NEW EPIC FAILURES
TO BOLDLY FAIL WHERE NOONE HAS FAILED BEFORE

this

seconded

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:22 am

Shotgunguy49 wrote:: Leave Van alone.
He's cool now.

Besides, he only hates gamehacker because he was being a dick. and he told me to tell you guys he apologizes for whatever he said to Lambdacore.

I obviously don't give a shit. Lambda. Ban Chimpvanzee. Also he said I confused China with Japan lolcry

Subject: Re: Old fails can't be old enough Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:32 am

he never had the slightest chance to get it Animal

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