What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?

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Mine is:

What's funnier than a dead newborn babe?

A dead new born babe in a clown costume

pretty much 98% of all jokes i've been hearing

What smells funny and sits in a chair?






Grandpa after the house burned down.

not trying a fight but

katatonic717 wrote:

I'll just copy/pasta this from my last post:


I love how your trying to fight with me

well when we both get banned I will find you in real life a personally tear your balls off


Lambda ban us both

I don't give a flying fuck about these forums anymore, and all I want is to get away from prod
he is nothing but a troll who lives to piss me off

well this is my good bye I guess

been real fun, bye guys

kgprodigalist wrote:

not trying a fight but

katatonic717 wrote:

I'll just copy/pasta this from my last post:


I love how your trying to fight with me

well when we both get banned I will find you in real life a personally tear your balls off


Lambda ban us both

I don't give a flying fuck about these forums anymore, and all I want is to get away from prod
he is nothing but a troll who lives to piss me off

well this is my good bye I guess

been real fun, bye guys

Hasen't this happened every day for the last 2 months?

Dead baby jokes O_O

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.


What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.


What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!


What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
Sexy.


What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.


How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.


How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.


What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.


What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.


What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.

"He must be entertaining the autistic children."

what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on

HAH! that one was actually funny XD

terminators cousin wrote:

what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on

terminator has the funniest joke atm

terminators cousin wrote:

what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

katatonic717 wrote:

terminators cousin wrote:

what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

HE JUST SAID THE PUNCHLINE.

Only kids make up alternate punchlines.

Oh, and the 360 was first white. Surely a 360 fanboy would know that.

pwnd

doomlord1992 wrote:

pwnd

Logic beats stupidity.

someone3333 wrote:

doomlord1992 wrote:

pwnd

Logic beats stupidity.

indeed.

Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

someone3333 wrote:

Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

I actually lol'd at that one

someone3333 wrote:

Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Old, but still cracks me up
Said that in my class once. Everybody but the teacher laughed. (Our teacher is a woman)
Also, the joke I remembered was with the woman and her period

TheNewCity wrote:

katatonic717 wrote:

terminators cousin wrote:

what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

HE JUST SAID THE PUNCHLINE.

Only kids make up alternate punchlines.

Oh, and the 360 was first white. Surely a 360 fanboy would know that.

xbox was black

360 is white

common knowledge
doesnt mean I'm a fanboy

katatonic717 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

katatonic717 wrote:

terminators cousin wrote:

what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

HE JUST SAID THE PUNCHLINE.

Only kids make up alternate punchlines.

Oh, and the 360 was first white. Surely a 360 fanboy would know that.

xbox was black

360 is white

common knowledge
doesnt mean I'm a fanboy

The joke mentions the 360

katatonic717 wrote:

TheNewCity wrote:

katatonic717 wrote:

terminators cousin wrote:

what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

HE JUST SAID THE PUNCHLINE.

Only kids make up alternate punchlines.

Oh, and the 360 was first white. Surely a 360 fanboy would know that.

xbox was black

360 is white

common knowledge
doesnt mean I'm a fanboy

as much as i want to kill myself for knowing this


regular 360 is white

elite is black

i posted a joke now this is a all out war

terminators cousin wrote:

i posted a joke now this is a all out war

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN