TF2 random item generator

http://spideyworks.com/tf2/index.php

The results can be pretty damn funny at times

The Scottish Bone
Level 68 Random Item
Imbued with an ancient power
Blocks healing when in use

The Jack Degreaser
Level 9 Random Item
+20% bullets per shot

The Degreaser Sandman
Level 45 Random Item
-25% burn damage
0.4 sec slower bomb arm time
-50% clip size

The Resistance Box for the Pyro

- 50% clip size

Oh joy! I always wanted less ammo!

The Bat Shovel for the Demoman

- Also handy for putting out a fire

A bit of an upgrade, but it's the most awesome name I've ever heard.

The Kukri Wrangler (KUKri - Kuk means cock in Norway)
Level 97 Random Item
Gives increased speed and health with every head you take (Eeeeeeew.)
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer (Not so bad.)
100% critical hits from behind (Eeeeeeeeew!)

The Flame Natascha
Level 67 Random Item
Crits on an accurate headshot
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds

Very vague weapon ftw.

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The Scottish Electro
Level 90 Random Item
This weapon is a silent killer

Um... what?

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Unusual Power Gunslinger
Level 20 Random Item
Also handy for putting out a fire
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
-15 max health on wearer

Useless weapon. Buff plox.

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The Enthusiast Fists
Level 22 Random Item
-25 max health on wearer

Yay.

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The Big PDA
Level 76 Random Item
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Detonates stickybombs near crosshair
-25% damage done

OH HELL YES.

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The Dalokohs Wrecker
Level 26 Random Item
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+100% cloak regen rate
While under the effects, damage done and damage taken will be Mini-Crits
This weapon crits whenever it would normally mini-crit

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The Jarate Shotgun
Level 60 Random Item
Detonates stickybombs near crosshair
+15% cloak on hit
+100% cloak regen rate
-25 max health on wearer

Sven wrote:

Very vague weapon ftw.

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The Scottish Electro
Level 90 Random Item
This weapon is a silent killer

Um... what?

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Unusual Power Gunslinger
Level 20 Random Item
Also handy for putting out a fire
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
-15 max health on wearer

Useless weapon. Buff plox.

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The Enthusiast Fists
Level 22 Random Item
-25 max health on wearer

Yay.

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The Big PDA
Level 76 Random Item
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Detonates stickybombs near crosshair
-25% damage done

OH HELL YES.

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The Dalokohs Wrecker
Level 26 Random Item
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+100% cloak regen rate
While under the effects, damage done and damage taken will be Mini-Crits
This weapon crits whenever it would normally mini-crit

Haha!

The Syringe Knife
Level 56 Random Item
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
On Hit: 25% UberCharge added
0.4 sec slower bomb arm time

The Eye Rifle
Level 55 Random Item
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer

The Thrower Wrecker
Level 82 Random Item
Coated enemies take Mini-Crits
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

The Horsemann Ringer
Level 30 Random Item
-20% damage done
Knockback on the target and shooter

The Submachine Dalokohs
Level 83 Random Item
+6 max pipebombs out

The Head Dispenser
Level 59 Random Item
-60% clip size

The Sticky Kit
Level 45 Random Item
+60% cloak drain rate
+25 max health on wearer

The Your Justice
Level 10 Random Item
65% faster weapon switch
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

The Darwin Frying
Level 36 Random Item
+75 health restored on kill

Unusual Pain Milk
Level 91 Random Item
Coated enemies take Mini-Crits
-50% damage vs non-burning players
On Hit: +15 health
+80% projectile speed

The Running Blutsauger
Level 33 Random Item
Players heal 75% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk
+6 max pipebombs out
Gives increased speed and health with every head you take

"The Head Dispenser" sounds like somethin else

The Saw Sandvich
Level 78 Random Item
No compression blast
-25% burn damage

YUMMY.

The Eternal Kit
Level 42 Random Item
-25 max health on wearer
-10 max health on wearer

WOHOO! -35 HEALTH! I R GOD

The Tribalman Horsemann
Level 13 Random Item
Gives increased speed and health with every head you take
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating

Headless Horseless Tribalman Horsemann. wow.

The Knife Eye
Level 98 Random Item
-50% damage done
+25% damage done

DAMN

The Vita Frontier
Level 96 Random Item
Cursed by dark spirits similar to those that dwell within the Eyelander
This bat knocks out a mean stun ball
65% faster weapon switch

not so bad tbh

The Nature Justice
Level 90 Random Item
No compression blast
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds

DO WANT.

The Mackerel Justice
Level 99 Random Item
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs

You heard the fish.

The Mini Milk
Level 48 Random Item
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
+25 max health on wearer
Also handy for putting out a fire

MINIMILK!

The Hit PDA
Level 63 Random Item
-70% explosion radius
100% damage vs buildings

engi vs engi

The Scottish Submachine
Level 9 Random Item
On Hit: Slow target movement by 40% for 0.5s
No random critical hits
On Hit: +3 health

kewl

The Gunslinger Gunslinger
Level 4 Random Item
When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating

vintage vintage, right?

The Horseless Battalion
Level 31 Random Item
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by charging towards your enemies
0.4 sec slower bomb arm time

RUUUUN!

The Atomic Ambassador
Level 68 Random Item
65% faster weapon switch

The Huntsman Fists
Level 38 Random Item
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive (That for a demoman weapon?)

The Watch Buff
Level 8 Random Item
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
-25% burn damage

Mkay


The Wacka Backup
Level 6 Random Item
On Hit: 25% UberCharge added

WACKA WACKA EYH EYH


The Back Wrecker
Level 64 Random Item
100% critical hit vs burning players

Scout gone gangstah


The Banner Milk
Level 51 Random Item
-15 max health on wearer


Admin powaz


The Peace Power
Level 28 Random Item
-70% explosion radius
-10 max health on wearer

GOD DAMN HIPPIES

Guys...

The Milk Your
Level 21 Random Item
+60% cloak drain rate
+20% faster firing speed

The Kill Mini
Level 51 Random Item
-50% damage done
-50% damage done

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

JustBarney wrote:

The Kill Mini
Level 51 Random Item
-50% damage done
-50% damage done

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

that means you only do 25 % of your normal damage? damn, that is imba. hope they fix it.

The Backup Running
Level 24 Random Item
+100% cloak regen rate
On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained

The Rocket Revolver
Level 89 Random Item
While under the effects, damage done and damage taken will be Mini-Crits

The Jack Jarate
Level 62 Random Item
On Hit: +15 health
No headshots
+1 capture rate on wearer

The Fire Sandvich
Level 89 Random Item
No random critical hits
Coated enemies take Mini-Crits

The Knife Lugermorph
Level 52 Random Item
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+25% Ubercharge rate

The Force Thrower
Level 16 Random Item
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance

The Iron Launcher
Level 56 Random Item
-50% damage vs non-burning players
+15% cloak on hit
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs

The Curtain Hit
Level 95 Random Item
While under the effects, damage done and damage taken will be Mini-Crits
-10% damage done
-60% clip size

The Kritzcrocket
Level 71 Random Item
+50% faster firing speed
On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained
Cursed by dark spirits similar to those that dwell within the Eyelander