Bq/ATP: Farting to save someone from drowning
Bq/ATP: Isn't that helpful
SN: yes
SN: UNG
SN: IM DROWNING
SN: UUUNG
Katatonic717: so noone cares I made an essential bomb and nearly died
SN: STOP
SN: STOOOP
SN: UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Katatonic717: wow what
SN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SN: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
SN: SICK FUCK
SN: UNG
SN: UUUUNG
Bq/ATP: Also there's a job that lets you whack off and still get paid
SN: really
SN: REALLY
SN: tell me
Katatonic717: I cant stop luaghing
Katatonic717: oh god
Bq/ATP: I forgot where
Katatonic717: I can't breathe
Bq/ATP: but it's on the other side of the Earth
Katatonic717: help
Katatonic717: fuck I cant brethe
Bq/ATP: Somewhere in Europe
Katatonic717: HELP
Katatonic717: SAY SOMETHING UNFUNNY
SN: I WANNA FAKE A DINCLUS
Bq/ATP: They needed sperm donations for something that I forgot
SN: I NEED A SPOON TO FUCK SOMETHING UP WITYH
Katatonic717: IT ISNT WORKING
SN: YBUINFVI
Katatonic717: SEND ME FURRY PORN, I'LL START VOMITING no wait that'll be even worse. . . oh hey I stopped
Bq/ATP: Also the world's largest strip club is in Vegas people
Katatonic717: ok so what about a job that you can jack off
Bq/ATP: I kinda forgot
Katatonic717: well vegas is one giant strip club
SN: you suck a big fat hairy sweaty swollon furry throbbing vein filled wrinkled 18 inch long 120 year old man dick
SN: suck it hard
Katatonic717: what
SN: suck it long
SN: suck it strong
Bq/ATP: I watched the episode 2 years ago I guess
Katatonic717: I'm 16, and what is this
Bq/ATP: but it's somewhere in Europe
SN: it was unfunny
SN: wasnt it
Katatonic717: I already stopped becuase I got an image of an anthropomorphic dog fucking an anthropomorphic hourse in the ass with a spiked dildo
Katatonic717: that is what I call unfunny
Katatonic717: now I wont be able to sleep for a week
Katatonic717: ._.
Katatonic717: srsly am I the only furry who is disgusted by that shit?
SN: no... a humanoid cat fucking a horse fucking a bird fucking you with its natturaly spiked, curly, inside out furry big cock
SN: me, i am disgusted
Katatonic717: yeah tahts worse
Katatonic717: wait
SN: which is licking you with its mouth
SN: the dick i mean
Katatonic717: has this chat become a "who can make the most fucked up rape scene" contest?
SN: yes
SN: and i can
Katatonic717: no I got one
Bq/ATP: Also Manswers show how your shit can save someone's life
Bq/ATP: It even looks painful
Katatonic717: a pig has a tube connected to its ass and its shitting into you ass while the shit frips out of your mouth into renamon's mouth while she has a spikes metal dildo shoving it into yuou dick hole while tearing your eyeballs out
Katatonic717: I WIN
Katatonic717: why does winning not feel good
Katatonic717: oh god I just got an image of that
Katatonic717: jesus
Katatonic717: I wont have a boner for days now
Katatonic717: =(
Katatonic717: god damnit
Bq/ATP: Well best to not think of those types of things.
SN: okay, 400 gay men have strapped you to a wood log and are violently ripping your dick off with a chain, it slowly grips your cock and is pulling, unitl the dick halfway explode, then they take the remaining half and star sucking it and licking it, then, one by one, they all fuck the ripped penis hole, and there shlong goes shlick fap inside out your mouth and throat, and then they all cum on your organs and stomach, and they all start suckking eachothers dick and start fuckign your ass, when a giant madonna who's nude steps over you and starts to shit on you while they rub themselves and fuck you harder, and then it rains piss, and it gets even harder
Katatonic717: oh my god
Katatonic717: what
Katatonic717: what
Katatonic717: what
Katatonic717: WHAT
SN: I WIN
SN: bitch
Katatonic717: FFFFFUUUUUUUU
SN: cant beat the master of dick mutilation stories
Bq/ATP: Wait what?
Katatonic717: GOD WHAT THE FUCK
Bq/ATP: 1 dick going into another dick
Katatonic717: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Katatonic717: ._.
Bq/ATP: simple as that
SN: nothin
SN: it comes naturaly
Katatonic717: I'm scarred
SN: i can just make shit up
SN: and what i make of stories
SN: has been known to happen
SN: 96% of the time
SN: i predicted your sex change katatonic
Katatonic717: . . .
Katatonic717: what
SN: thats how your sex change will happen
SN: because of that
Katatonic717: ok I just shit my pants in fear
SN: i know where you live
Bq/ATP: I desensitized to these things
Katatonic717: I pissed myself now
Katatonic717: I donthave many bodily fnctions left
SN: i have searched up and tracked you down via a sattelite in outter fucking space
Bq/ATP: I'm pretty sure I've seen worst
Katatonic717: soon I think I'll just shoot myself
Katatonic717: ok yeah
Katatonic717: I'll shoot myself
Katatonic717: ._.
SN: nah dont
SN: but i swear
SN: you'll love it when it happens
SN: it will make you scream in orgasmic ectasy
Katatonic717: ._.
Subject: New Years chat room, OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!? (Josh may enjoy this) 
