Post your whacky, but true, stories.

What the title says, and yes, I have a whacky one, very whacky.

So I met Ze Captain (not the guy on here but Ze REAL Captain) at Mag-Fest over the summer.
At the time I never heard of the comic and didn't actually read the damn thing for a while.
Now Mag-Fest is some big thing like E3 used to be, video games N shit, sadly I can't attend this year becuase Sam has limited access this time around. But I told him that if he sees Ze Captain, to tell him the Russian in the gasmask says "Hi!"
I was dressed as a soviet officer, becuase going in a costume is more fun, and I noticed a guy with a gasmask, same style hat as me, a mug, and a dark trench coat very similar to my dark green one.
I walked over to him, Sam following me quite confused, I put on my gaskmask and my hat, politely tapped him on the shoulder, and with my best Russian accent said.
"And just who might you be stealing my thunder?"
He turned around, struck a sophisticated like pose and said in his German accent (muffled however)
"I am Ze Captain, and I though I dealt with YOU 2 years ago!"
I replied.
"Well, actually, I don't know who you are, I just though you looked pretty damn cool."
"You mean SEXY!"
I laughed.
So he told me about the comic, said he wasn't the actual creator and that he was some place else.
I was about to get him to sign my mug becuase of how cool he was, when some bitch nearly tackled him.
He ran away into the crowd and I never saw him again.
Oh Captain, my Captain, where the fuck are you now?
It wasn't till much later where I remembered what the comic was called and actually read it.
Around the time I remembered it I found his picture and posted it here becuase of the resemblance to lambda and a while later I went "Oh shit I met that guy! O_o"
Really though, I wanna meet him again and have a nice chat or something, his voice is so sexy.

Poor captain. Why do whores try to tackle cool looking people?

Crash15 wrote:

Poor captain. Why do whores try to tackle cool looking people?

I assumed that he was soooo sexy, nobody could resist!

i tripped over a throw rug in the second grade while running with a pencil
the pencil went directly in to my forehead and i finally got the graphite out this year

I used to barely eat any fiber. So whenever I would take a shit + flush the toilet The house would be under a foot of backed up shit water. My parents would always panic & yell, "Someone get a fucking towel!"

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