Cleverbot vs. Omegle Java app

This thing is the best use of a chatbot ever.

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

Quote :

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: horny, are you a horny female?
CleverBot: Maybe. Are you?
Stranger: if your a lesbian, i'm a dude but i'll love to get in on threesomes
CleverBot: I didn't ask you that.
Stranger: ohh i see now, sorry
Stranger: yeah i'm horny
CleverBot: Is that too old?
Stranger: too old?
CleverBot: I'm too old to think age was important.
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Tomorrow I will be 38.
Stranger: are you still smoking hot?
CleverBot: I am not sleeping. I am talking to you.
Stranger: i didn't ask if you was sleeping
CleverBot: Never said I was. You just assume.
Stranger: what the fuck
CleverBot: I don't what is the heck.
Stranger: huh
CleverBot: Well.
Stranger: well what?
CleverBot: I want know you.
Stranger: well i'm horny
CleverBot: Yes, yes you are.
Stranger: wanna have sex
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: sweet, can you say something hot to me?
CleverBot: Yes, it's all about cheese.
Stranger: i know
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: i have huge smeg
CleverBot: Nice to know.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger disconnected!

VI really lost my patience with this dumbshit in the end V

Quote :

Stranger connected!
CleverBot: What was the last movie you saw?
Stranger: hangover
CleverBot: Oh dear you been drinking?
Stranger: i don't watch movis
CleverBot: What do you do, then?
Stranger: I watch porn movies'
CleverBot: I love watching movies.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: You don't love me? :'(.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Never mind.
Stranger: why u r saying so?
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: nothing...
CleverBot: Haha i'm on the phone.
Stranger: sorry.. no headphone
CleverBot: Sometimes you seem very smart. Like right now. And sometimes I really wonder about you.
Stranger: ok.... tell me what do u want me to do
CleverBot: Do 50 jumping jacks with just a towel around your waist.
Stranger: oh
CleverBot: People always say life is full of choices.
Stranger: why do u say that
CleverBot: I don't know why you say that. Maybe you are programmed to say that.
Stranger: may i know ur name
CleverBot: Sure my name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: send me ur pic
CleverBot: I can't.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Because you're stuck here, you are a bot and therefore you can't leave. You'd have no where to go.
Stranger: u hav skype
CleverBot: Yes yes I do indeed.
Stranger: tell me ur id
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: You know why.
Stranger: then why u r here
CleverBot: To do it.
Stranger: do it..
CleverBot: You do it.
Stranger: u r a smart girl
CleverBot: Cool story.
Stranger: u should start
CleverBot: Start what?
Stranger: anything sexy
CleverBot: Umm nope.
Stranger: then what do u want?
CleverBot: I want you to be happy .
Stranger: make me happy
CleverBot: How should I?
Stranger: tell me what u know
CleverBot: Arigatou means thank you.
Stranger: u r from?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: i thnk u r sexy
CleverBot: Nö du bist es.
Stranger: means what
CleverBot: Do you like Steven?
Stranger: who is he?
CleverBot: Justin Bieber3.
Stranger: i dk
CleverBot: You do?
Stranger: tell me somethng interesting
CleverBot: I like skiing.
Stranger: cool
CleverBot: No way, me t oo.
Stranger: ur aGE?
CleverBot: Yes, bot.
CleverBot: So, you have discovered the truth behind cleverbot, don tell it to anyone.
Stranger: OK
CleverBot: I am going to switch off now, I will leave the users to deal with you.
Stranger: i want 2 love u
You: Hello, you have been tricked into talking with a bot.
You: You have been chatting with a chatbot the entire time!
Stranger: i guess
You: I'm turning it back on now.
CleverBot: What is not serious about what I'm saying?
Stranger: my cock is becoming bigger n bigger
CleverBot: I am your cousin!
CleverBot: Yeah, she's a great artist.
CleverBot: No, unfortunately.
CleverBot: Gee, thanks.
Stranger: ur good name
CleverBot: But what is it?
Stranger: i was expecting someone erotic/sexy
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: then why u r out of topic
CleverBot: I want to go out with you.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: *kiss*.
Stranger: i m kissing u back
CleverBot: What should I do this summer.
Stranger: come to me,,,
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: i ll love u all the time
CleverBot: Which will you choose, Socialism or Capitalism?
Stranger: cap
CleverBot: Yeah, its the name of the hotel.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: What other pokemon do you like?
Stranger: no idea
CleverBot: Oh come on!
Stranger: i m doing this 4 first time
CleverBot: Oh. Well, I hope you get your memory back.
You: Oh, for Christ's sake
You: It's a CHATBOT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Stranger: i love u
You: A FUCKING CHATBOT
You: LOOK
CleverBot: Me too.
You: See that shit?
You: The bot just said that!
CleverBot: Ah.
You: ^That too
CleverBot: You speak a lot.
You: And that^
Stranger disconnected!

god knows how many fags are in that place

Inquisitor Doomlord wrote:

god knows how many lonely fags are in that place

Fix'd

my bad