Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"

Yeah lets review this peice of shit, shall we?
first off all, there is some small things i wanna say. i crashed OVER 9000 times (acuattaly it was 8 x3)
And the TAP/ТЪП makes the HL2beta engine very weak compared to it without patch on. this is a big problom!
other things that TAP/ТЪП does, is that it fucks up the console so you can't open it befor entering a map :/
and the loading time is horrible long x.x

now lets take some screenshots and look at em :3

here is the "chapter screen selecter" whichs in useless as this patch :/


Grenade launcher for OICW, yet sounds cool... but never had a chance to try it :c


one of the worst things is what it does to the oicw :C

Maybe you can't see it... but it keeps fucking shooting after pressing the trigger :c

And i wonder how many of you that will agree with me here:


speaking of how the TAP/ТЪП makes the engine weak.

of course it could run that map :v but if it couldn't (like my other map) then it would ahve been horrible >:C

And yes, what can you say? this is why i really hate the axel project...

yes u have to type the damn SV_cheats 1 to use any cheats

and this is stupid too

why did they had to use the retail cops???

in-game screen, nothing different huh?


The loading screen. also the only cool thing about this patch :/


yeah kinda just to proof that it can run "coast_fortress"


Another very useless thing, the 357 (the weapon that crashes hl2beta) :/


and then some other things i couldn't show due to how week the axel project makes the engine...

well, lets have a rate.

3/10 ad only because of the loading screen and that i can have all weapons by typing "Impulse"
alse, the mod is just fail out of the eyes. fuckign epic fail..

thats how it is!

ТЪП = Really really stupid in my language
TAP really is an

yeah, can't describe it in other words then just,

or maybe

wow, you can name the fail right after looking at the gay coloring in the 1st pic

and they call this "getting shit done"

this IS shit

What, they finally released it?

yes, and it was a fuckign wast of time :v

TheFurryCleric wrote:

yes, and it was a fuckign wast of time :v

indeed.i've never heard of a "patch" that does not fix anything,but adds more bugs

they made it on purpose

putting the 357 in the beta? The 357 wasent even in the beta, what is the point of doing that?

Crash15 wrote:

putting the 357 in the beta? The 357 wasent even in the beta, what is the point of doing that?

there is no point

so the axel project is jsut once again, THE E3 TECH DEMO!!! i love it....all these mods, and all these cunts have done is E3 tech shit that we all saw at the time that was all fake anyway...idiots.........make something good ¬_¬

What I want to know is why hasn't anyone made a weapons limitation system for a beta mod.

When I tryed to install it it fucking broke my beta

What the fuck are you thinking, posting in a 5 month old thread?

Theuaredead wrote:

When I tryed to install it it fucking broke my beta

OMG! i know D: that was my point of the review o.o
i still can't get over this fail.