*Image
starts off with looking up from the floor at several young looking marines
standing at attention, looking strait up at the sky. Suddenly 2 boots walk
infront of the camera. The boots stop, spin round and the right foot is smashed
agasint the floor, now standing at attention. The marines salute and hold there
hands at the foreheads, looking rather worried. The man the starts passing up
and down, camera still not showing his face, walking back and fourth infront of
the marines.*
Man: "...Pitiful. I have not seen cadets this green sinse
my last visit to the Genome-Gardens!"
*The
man's head turns slightly to see one of the marines giggling, trying to hold it
in. The man walks over to the marine, puts his face right in his, camera still
behind the mans head so face is not on show*
Man: "DID I GIVE YOU PERMISION TO SPEEK BOY!?
Marine: "NO S-"
*The man
pushes his face right into the marine's and shouts full volume*
Man:
"DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEEK
WASHOUT!!!!!???"
*Panic
stricken the marine shakes his head fast, trying his best not to look asif he's
about to cry*
Man: "DAMN RIGHT I DID NOT! NOW LISTEN UP YOU SAD EXCUSES
FOR CANNON FODDER!"
*The man
turns with the camera and walks up and down again. As he walks off camera a brief
view of the sie of his face can be seen. A scar stretches from the mans
forehead down to the bottom of his cheek. The marines stand dead still, there
arms at there side. As the man walks past the turn there heads to look at him*
Man: "! You will not speek unless spoken to! You will not
sneeze unless instructed todo so. You will not sleep untill you get a
personalised messge from me, SAYING YOU CAN! To cut a long story short-"
*The man
stops dead, with his back the marines. raises his head and spins round, showing
Sarge in full view. The marines head's dart round to look back up at the sky*
"I OWN YOU!!!!!!!"
*Make
special graphic for: Meet SARGE
Sarge: "Allright washouts! Your first lesson of today, should
it sink into that I.O.U note of a brain which happens to reside in that sorry
exuase you call your craniums, is hand to hand combat!"
*Sarge
strides down infront of them again, hands behind his back*
Sarge: "First off, The Stunstick!"
*The
marines roll there eyes and tut. Sarge's head spins round with an aggrivated
look on his face*
Sarge: "And just what the FUCK do you think you are all
doing!?"
Marine A:
"We've done that already sir..."
Sarge: "WHAT!?"
Marines: "We've done that!"
Marine A:
"We've done stunsticks, machettes, baseball
bats..."
Marine B:
"Both normal and nailed..."
Sarge: "........Knuckle dusters?"
Marines: "Done them to...."
*Sarge
looks a tad perplexed, thinks for a moment then an evil grin slowly appears on
his face*
Sarge: "......How about crowbars.....ain't done those
yet..."
*The
marines sigh and shake there heads*
Sarge: "RIGHT! How to defend yourself, by a man armed with a
CROWBAR....SMITH!"
*Sarge
points to one of the marines in the back row*
Smith: "SIR!?"
Sarge: "You just volunteered son, ARSE UP HERE ON THE DOUBLE!
MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!!"
*The
marine franticaly runs to sarges possision, salutes and looks up at the sky.
Sarge then grins, hands him a metal bar and points at a spot a few metres away,
with an X onit. The marine looks round at the X, looks back, Gulps and points
at it*
Smith: "O....Over there sir?"
Sarge: "Over there marine......now"
*Smith
makes the cross of god on his chest, turns round and walks over to the X*
Sarge: "Now, this is a dangerous man..."
*Smith
points at himself and mimes "me?" out his mouth*
Sarge: "Now Smith! Come at withit, be as VICIOUS as ya
like"
*Smith
takes a couple of steps foward with the crowbar in his hands*
Sarge: "NO NO NO! Not like that! Wheres the anger!? WHERES
THE ANGRESSION!? WHERE'S THE WAR FACE SOLDIER!! SCREAM AT ME!!"
*Smith
sighs and rolls his eyes*
Smith: "Ahhhhhh..."
Sarge: "LOUDER!!!!!"
Smith: "AHHHHHHH!!!!"
Sarge: "THAT'S BETTER!!! NOW ATTACK ME!!!!!"
Smith: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Smith
charges towards Sarge with a bloodlust look on his face. Sarge casualy with a
strait look on his face, reaches into his holster, pulls out his revolver and
shoots Smith. Smith flies back into a nereby shed, which proceeds to fall ontop
of him. Sarge then walks over to the crowbar, picks it up and swings it round
his hand. He turns to the marines, his arms behind his back and smiles*
Sarge: "There, I have now shot the assailant, rendering the crowbar,
USELESS! ANY questions?"
*The Marines stands still, there jaws open shaking
violently. One passes out in the background while another runs off screaming*
~FIN~
Subject: Meet Sarge 
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