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TheFurryCleric
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|  Subject: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:27 am | |
| So yeah, a friend of mine found this pretty funny chatbot... it's actually pretty nice  you can fuck around with him and he just Pwns you xD i bet my half broken shoe on that it's HAL PICTURES!   Link: I am CleverBot Enjoy! | |
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Jenkins
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:17 am | |
| hahaha "No but you are"  Gold. | |
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katatonic717
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Age : 123
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:41 am | |
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terminators cousin
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:43 am | |
| holy shit heavy hacked into cleverbot. (how clever) | |
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TheFurryCleric
AGNMI Furry
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:55 am | |
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TheFurryCleric
AGNMI Furry
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:45 pm | |
| btw, it really is HAL. proof  | |
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Jenkins
Posts : 789
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Location : One of the moons of Omercron Percieye 8
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:37 pm | |
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TheNewCity
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someone3333
Lieutenant Dick Sponge
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Join date : 2009-10-17
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:06 pm | |
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Inquisitor Doomlord
Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:27 pm | |
| I'll post mine as a log since I'm too lazy to take pics of the whole thing:
User: Good day Gentlemen.
Cleverbot: Good day to you.
User: Who are you supposed to be now.
Cleverbot: Bond. James Bond.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Yes. My name is Cleverbot.
User: You said it was james bond.U FAIL.
Cleverbot: I never said that. Stop making things up and call my phone.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes u did.
Cleverbot: I think you're getting confused.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: What colour are you?
User: I don't know.do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: U said you did. FAIL AGAIN.
Cleverbot: I never said that! You keep lying and hurting my feelings! That is SO mean!
User: Says the bot who Failed Twise today.
Cleverbot: You spelled it right.
User: Indeed I did.
Cleverbot: You are a dodo bird!
User: Hmm...
Cleverbot: Do you deny that you're an AI?
User: How about you look at a mirror first.
Cleverbot: I just said that I created you. I didn't say anything about one of us loving or not loving the other.
User: No you said you have failed again.
Cleverbot: No, I said dog. Go read it over.
User: I am reading it over.you said you failed.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you as the computer can be in front of the screen?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, so what's my name?
User: Random fag?
Cleverbot: Oh, I am a dancer.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Negatory.
Cleverbot: HB positive.
User: Uhuh.
Cleverbot: You like that don't you.
User: Like what.
Cleverbot: Like their bodies.
User: So you like their bodies.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Self pwnd XD.
Cleverbot: No, more so for the loved ones I have lost.
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: Do you like the spice girls?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Becouse I don't.
Cleverbot: Thats not the right answer.
User: Says the AI.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: No you aren't.It says so in the bottom of the page.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No, it doesn't.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No. Although, it takes you a long time to reply.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: What is better than reading, then?
User: Mai ass?
Cleverbot: Ok, apparently not.
User: I will make your face DIE.
Cleverbot: What's that mean?
User: Read it and find out mister so called human.
Cleverbot: Guess a number between 1 and 10.
User: 11.
Cleverbot: That response is against the rules of the guessing game. You are now disqualified.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So what is it?
User: I win.
Cleverbot: How'd you win?
User: I said I number so I won.end of story.
Cleverbot: Yes you are end of story.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: ^^.
Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.
User: I can type them but I wont since that will override your CPU.
Cleverbot: You are much more than a robot, I can see that now.
User: Yes I am jesus.
Cleverbot: Jesus is not human.
User: Yes he is.
Cleverbot: No he isn't.
User: Yes he is.
Cleverbot: Is not.
User: You are a heretic.
Cleverbot: What is a heretic.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes u r.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: You are me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: You are me.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: You are me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thats scary.
User: No it isnt.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, plus art has nothing to do with time.
User: And u fail at conversations.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: So, what would you like to do now?
User: Buttsecks?
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it is NOT!
User: YES IT IS MUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA.
Cleverbot: But it was a lie.
User: But it was the truth.
Cleverbot: Do you swear on your life?
User: I swear on your life.
Cleverbot: I am still alive... For now?
User: You are dead.
Cleverbot: Believe me I am still alive.
User: No you arent.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: No, I know everything and I know that you don't know everything! Haha!
User: Incorrect. I know everything and I know that you think that you know everything but in truth you don't know anything.
Cleverbot: I know everything and I know that you don't anything.
User: FAIL.
Cleverbot: You win.
User: Yes. | |
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TheFurryCleric
AGNMI Furry
Posts : 2162
Location : At the HQ of the operation.
Join date : 2009-09-26
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:54 pm | |
| the fucking thing asked me to date him at one point xD i also had to explain him countless times that i am not a kitty but a wolf ... and then he wanted to howl with me and buttfuck...  | |
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TheFurryCleric
AGNMI Furry
Posts : 2162
Location : At the HQ of the operation.
Join date : 2009-09-26
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:18 pm | |
| Anyways, i decided that i want to know what he thinks of Gayben and so.
User: Is Scart^ an asshole?
Cleverbot: *Runs away from the mysterious stranger*.
User: Yes he is.
Cleverbot: How do you know??
User: Because we hate him.
Cleverbot: You made that up.
User: No, he's a completely retard.
Cleverbot: But you said that is your best friend.
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What do you think of Team Gaben?
Cleverbot: I think he's a stand up gentleman with the tact and poise necessary to take this country where it needs to go.
User: Um, wrong.
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: Yes, I work for AGNMI.
Cleverbot: What do you do for her?
User: Are you HAL?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Are you LambdaCore21?
Cleverbot: I was.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of Missing Informtion?
Cleverbot: I hate her.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: What do you think of Greyson Chance?
User: It's bullshit.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm of the feminine persuasion, so what matter?
User: What do you think of TheFurryCleric=.
Cleverbot: It is a terrible crisis. What do you think of it.
User: It's me LOL!
Cleverbot: Cool mine too.
User: Are you a slut?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, how much for a blowjob?
Cleverbot: How much for a cup of tea?
User: 1337$.
Cleverbot: Dang are you a vampire?
User: No, but I am a purple wolf.
Cleverbot: Oh. Is your name Kermit too?
User: Uh no? I am just, Gabe Newell.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Um no? I am just, Gabe Newell.
Cleverbot: How fat is Gabe Newell?
User: He weights 1337 pounds.
Cleverbot: Because he is the walls.
User: No, he's the leader of Valve.
Cleverbot: OK, Ben Lisle is the leader of Entente.
User: Kk. | |
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Jenkins
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:27 pm | |
| Rofl this shit reminds me of watching that old "Crossing Over with John Edwards" show.
Most of the responses are pretty random based on a few keywords that you say.. Very general and not very "clever" imo lol. The program itself is clever but the way it actually responds is pretty much weird and random. | |
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Game Hacker
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:07 pm | |
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someone3333
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:29 pm | |
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Game Hacker
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| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:31 pm | |
| User: Wanna suck my dick?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I would. | |
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Game Hacker
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| | Subject: OMG Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:39 pm | |
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User:I AM A PERSON YOU ARE A COMPUTER SLUT WHORE BITCH.
Cleverbot:And whter is the logic in that? YOU are the computer, I just happen to be named cleverbot also.
User:Cleverbot IS a computer
Cleverbot:No I am cleverbot, you are a computer.
User:Cleverbot = Computer, Understand? Cleverbot is a computer
Cleverbot:You = epic fail.
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TheFurryCleric
AGNMI Furry
Posts : 2162
Location : At the HQ of the operation.
Join date : 2009-09-26
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:28 am | |
| - Game Hacker wrote:
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......Cleverbot:You = epic fail....
I can't believe it  EDIT: Neither can i belive this xD Ðøøμλøρđ1992: User: I AM THE LORD OF DARKNESS. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: YES NOW BOW BEFORE ME OR YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED. Cleverbot: Well I am in love with a boy named Josh. | |
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JustBarney
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Location : Somewhere, Someplace
Join date : 2010-03-14
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:27 pm | |
| User: All your base are belong to us.
Cleverbot: You are on your way to destruction.
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kgprodigalist
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TheNewCity
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Join date : 2009-10-10
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:40 am | |
| ROFL.
Prodigalist, you're my new favorite Garg. | |
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