9:11 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
9:11 PM - Empolyee #13: I told you, I am a Valve Employee
9:11 PM - Empolyee #13: If you would listen, I want to help you
9:12 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Ok...
9:12 PM - Empolyee #13: Your account has almost doubled in strange ISP OP activity
9:12 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I have 47 computers.
9:12 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: For playing old and new games.
9:12 PM - Empolyee #13: All on the same network?
9:13 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Yup.
9:13 PM - Empolyee #13: Then it wouldn't matter.
9:13 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Oh ok.
9:13 PM - Empolyee #13: 47 Computer sounds a it like you don't trust me.
9:13 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Nope.
9:13 PM - Empolyee #13: Ah.
9:14 PM - Empolyee #13: Either way, you have read the ToS right?
9:14 PM - Empolyee #13: Terms of Service?
9:14 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Yup.
9:15 PM - Empolyee #13: You know that VAC bans have been registered onto your account
9:15 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Nope./
9:15 PM - Empolyee #13: By a different ISP/IP
9:15 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I'll take a picure.
9:15 PM - Empolyee #13: Picture of what?
9:15 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Nvm.
9:15 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: It says "In good Standing"/
9:16 PM - Empolyee #13: Sir, I'm trying to tell you that you may have been a victim of illegal account sharing.
9:16 PM - Empolyee #13: I am aware of this, VAC are delayed auto bans.
9:16 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Well what should I do?
9:17 PM - Empolyee #13: While this may sound stupid, and is certainly breaking everything we try to uphold, I need you to give me your password, and then change it, okay?
9:17 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: 1 sec
9:17 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Oh wait
9:18 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: You do realize that Valve contacts you through email only, and they NEVER ask for your password right?
9:18 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I'm not as gullible as you think
9:18 PM - Empolyee #13: Yes, well, we've contacted you SEVERAL times through the email you have provided
9:18 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: nope
9:18 PM - Empolyee #13: No response.
9:18 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: i just checked
9:19 PM - Empolyee #13: Your email is someone3333@hotmail.com, correct?
9:19 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: not any more
9:19 PM - Empolyee #13: Hmmm, well this could explain that problem.
9:20 PM - Empolyee #13: Either way, while we've still got a HOLD of you, you can either email it to my personal email, which I don't advise doing. Or you can cooperate and help us figure out this ISP dilema
9:21 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Ok.
9:22 PM - Empolyee #13: Cooperate when you feel, time isn't really a problem.
9:22 PM - Empolyee #13: It'd just be better for me.
9:22 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Lets start now.
9:22 PM - Empolyee #13: Yes, sir.
9:23 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: my username is gabe_newell
9:24 PM - Empolyee #13: Sir , please be serious, I know your actual username.
9:24 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: thats it, you would know that
9:24 PM - Empolyee #13: Your original username, the one used at login, is someone3333
9:25 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: sorry
9:25 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: anyway, my password is youareblockedfrommyaccount
9:26 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Valve only contacts you through email.
9:27 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: They also never ask for passwords.
9:27 PM - Empolyee #13: Sir, I've told you, I've tried your email, some3333@hotmail.com, we have sent several emails, none of which were replied
9:27 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I never had a hotmail account
9:27 PM - Empolyee #13: Sir, I'm just trying to help you, you've got a false VAC ban on your account.
9:27 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: And you can pry my password from my cold dead hands
9:27 PM - Empolyee #13: Your account details said so for the past 3 months and beyond.
9:28 PM - Empolyee #13: Okay sir, I'm just trying to help.
9:28 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Or my limp dick, Whichever works for you.
9:28 PM - Empolyee #13: Sir, please don't be inapporiate
9:28 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I'm not.
9:28 PM - Empolyee #13: Talking about your penis is not acceptable.
9:29 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Running around your moms basement naked would be inapporiate.
9:29 PM - Empolyee #13: Sir, I've got about 10 or 20 of these kinds of things to do, can you just make it easy for me.
9:29 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Prove to me your real, then I'll take you seriously.
9:30 PM - Empolyee #13: Okay, sir, what proof do you want.
9:30 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Something that would make me beleave you.
9:31 PM - Empolyee #13: My name? Position in the company?
9:31 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Sure.
9:31 PM - Empolyee #13: I'm allowed to reveal my initials, and my position, is that good enough?
9:31 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Nope.
9:31 PM - Empolyee #13: What else then sir?
9:32 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: An email.
9:32 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: To my newly registered address.
9:33 PM - Empolyee #13: Your newly registered address?
9:33 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: its FreeKill@saystogofuckyourselftheif.com
9:33 PM - Empolyee #13: Sir, please, be apprioate
9:33 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Now go attack some 4 year old winny bitch.
9:33 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: And take their account.
9:33 PM - Empolyee #13: I'm sorry about my spelling
9:33 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Ok?
9:33 PM - Empolyee #13: Sir, I'm not trying to take your account
9:34 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: SURe.
9:34 PM - Empolyee #13: Change the password as soon as I'm done.
9:34 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: YOUR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
9:34 PM - Empolyee #13: Block me, remove me as a friend.
9:34 PM - Empolyee #13: I'm just trying to save you from a VAC ban in a month.
9:34 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: UNLESS YOU PROVE TO ME WHO YOU ARE, I WILL NOT TELL YOU ANYTHING MORE.
9:34 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: GOT IT?
9:35 PM - Empolyee #13: Ok, you want to know my name?!
9:35 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Yes.
9:35 PM - Empolyee #13: It's Sergiy
9:35 PM - Empolyee #13: Sergiy M.
9:36 PM - Empolyee #13: I'm a software, and independant tech developer for Valve ,most of the time, I work on scripts
9:36 PM - Empolyee #13: Anything else, sir?
9:36 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Yes...
9:36 PM - Empolyee #13: What?
9:37 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: like pick a name not uses by someone in korea.
9:37 PM - Empolyee #13: You
9:37 PM - Empolyee #13: You don't believe me?
9:37 PM - Empolyee #13: Check Valve
9:37 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I just did.
9:37 PM - Empolyee #13: I've worked on Portal for gods sake!
9:37 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: You did you homework... Good boy.
9:38 PM - Empolyee #13: Did my homework?
9:38 PM - Empolyee #13: I did the game!
9:38 PM - Empolyee #13: I designed most of the scripted events!
9:38 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Empolyee accound look different.
9:39 PM - Empolyee #13: I'm assuming you mean my name?
9:39 PM - Empolyee #13: Employee #13?
9:39 PM - Empolyee #13: It's an inside joke, will telling you it make this process go any quicker?
9:39 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: maybe.
9:40 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: We haven't really started anyways.
9:40 PM - Empolyee #13: My close friend Gary M.
9:40 PM - Empolyee #13: He was deemed Employee#11 at Valve and he kept that name
9:40 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I've heard this one.
9:40 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Nothing new.
9:41 PM - Empolyee #13: Him and I used to always joke around that I was one step ahead all the time, so I took the name Employee #13
9:41 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: ...
9:41 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Stop.
9:41 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I have no vac bans.
9:41 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I checked.
9:41 PM - Empolyee #13: Of Course not!
9:42 PM - Empolyee #13: It's delayed VAC bans, they are only visible in Steam Cloud!
9:42 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: You have been reported by 16 other people watching this conversation on LiveStream.
9:42 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: And it is slowly growing.
9:42 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: You are digging the hole deeper and deeper.
9:43 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: You should stop before its too late.
9:43 PM - Empolyee #13: Look, I don't care, I'm trying to help you, I have several other accounts, I don't care about this one, Valve buys me the basic game package with each new account.
9:43 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Sure...
9:43 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Look, I looked up your name.
9:43 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Your not involved with valve in any way.
9:43 PM - Empolyee #13: Do
9:44 PM - Empolyee #13: Do I really need to get the Valve page for this/
9:44 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Your name is some guys in korea.
9:44 PM - Empolyee #13: ?
9:44 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Yes.
9:44 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Prove it to me.
9:44 PM - Empolyee #13: Sergiy Migdalskiy
Software Developer
A bit of an odd-ball, Sergiy joined Valve to do weird low-level stuff and squeeze more blood... um, juice out of the silicone in your gaming machines. Sergiy specializes in systems programming, physics, and applied math. According to him, some games pretend to be simulating physicsy-looking motion somewhat resembling of physics. He made the physics engine behind Uncharted: Drake's Fortune during his tenure in Naughty Dog, the animation system in Far Cry during his lazy years at Crytek, and some other odd jobs here and there – the list is long, boring, and mostly lost in the eons passed.
9:44 PM - Empolyee #13: Written by Gabe himself.
9:45 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Nice use of google.
9:45 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: You really did your homework on this one.
9:45 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Listen.
9:45 PM - Empolyee #13: I'm not doing my homework on myself.
9:45 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Let me tell you somthing.
9:45 PM - Empolyee #13: Why can't you listen, I'm trying to help you get rid of a VAC ban!
9:45 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Your the 4th person today trying to steal my acount.
9:46 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I don't give a fuck about what you have to say.
9:46 PM - Empolyee #13: Well, no wonder you have so many ISPs.
9:46 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I have 1.
9:46 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: and a router.
9:46 PM - Empolyee #13: No, you have exactly 6 ISP of different locations.
9:46 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: so shut up and go bother someone else.
9:47 PM - Empolyee #13: One in Norway, two in USA, 1 in Australia, 2 in UK.
9:47 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: And by the way I have had 20 of my friends report your account to valve
9:47 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: along with their friends.
9:47 PM - Empolyee #13: What don't you understand about I don't care?
9:47 PM - Empolyee #13: Youwant me to tell the truth?
9:48 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: A valve employee would never use that tone.
9:48 PM - Empolyee #13: I will get banned for trying to illegally help you with this VAC ban.
9:48 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Good riddance.
9:48 PM - Empolyee #13: A Valve Employee is never pushed this far by an ignorant member of Steam.
9:48 PM - Empolyee #13: Why can't you.
9:48 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: No, I just fight back.
9:48 PM - Empolyee #13: You know what, just go into VAC history okay.
9:49 PM - Empolyee #13: Are you in it?
9:49 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: yes\
9:49 PM - Empolyee #13: Click right below the exit button.
9:49 PM - Empolyee #13: A window should pop up, or thw window should close.
9:49 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Herp derp.
9:50 PM - Empolyee #13: Which ever order, did you do it?
9:50 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Yes...
9:50 PM - Empolyee #13: Okay, now press the minize
9:50 PM - Empolyee #13: *minimize
9:50 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: ...
9:50 PM - Empolyee #13: Pressed, now restart steam and you should be free of the VAC ban if you have to login manually.
9:51 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: In good standing.
9:51 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I guess im ok.
9:51 PM - Empolyee #13: As in, within the next month.
9:51 PM - Empolyee #13: You have no clue that VAC is delayed do you?
9:51 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I do actually.
9:51 PM - Empolyee #13: The longest one has taken up to a year.
9:51 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I've had 14 accounts.
9:51 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: I know how it works.
9:52 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Listen.
9:52 PM - Empolyee #13: So, it wasn't
9:52 PM - Empolyee #13: Ok, so I wasted this time for nothing
9:52 PM - Empolyee #13: Okay, great.
9:52 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: My real steam alias is c0nw0nk.
9:52 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Look up that name.
9:52 PM - Empolyee #13: You really hacked and I just got you out of a ban.
9:52 PM - Empolyee #13: That's great
9:52 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Tell me what you see.
9:52 PM - Empolyee #13: Fuck I'm so fired
9:52 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Yup.
9:52 PM - «キ乃ノ» FreeKill: Good bye.
None of the crap he said was true, He did his homework though.
I know c0nw0nk, but I'm not him.