A peom about valve

This is a setup.
I'm making a note here:
THERE IS NO GAME.
It's hard to overstate
my trepidation.
Valve Software
We do what we can
because we must.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who moved on.

But there's no sense crying
over every delay.
You just keep on hoping
that it will be made one day.
And Half-Life gets done.
Instead of making another gun.
For the people who are
still loyal.

We're not really lazy.
We're being so sincere right now.
Even though we broke your heart.
And killed you.
And tore you to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
Left 4 Dead just makes more money
you should be happy for us!

Now these dollars from sales
are very fun to count.
At this rate we think.
Ep 3 will never make that amount.
So we're GLaD you got burned.
Think of all the things we learned.
From the people who waste their money.

One last thing:
Go ahead and leave us.
We think we prefer to stay right here.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Bethesda...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA-HA. FAT CHANCE.

Anyway, LFD 3 is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at us still talking
when there's programming to do.
When we look out there,
it makes us GLaD we're not you.
We've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
rather dumb.

PS: And believe us we're
still alive.
PPS: We're making sequels and we're
still alive.
PPPS: Also making add-ons and we're
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying we'll be
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead we will be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE

nice copy/paste

I knew I'd seen this before.

same

Thing is while technically it's a poem, it's not a rhyming poem therefore its one of those artsy fartsy type poems that IS ABOUT THE SUBJECT NOT THE WORDS :/

lol

Jenkins wrote:

Thing is while technically it's a poem, it's not a rhyming poem therefore its one of those artsy fartsy type poems that IS ABOUT THE SUBJECT NOT THE WORDS :/

lol

I was thinking about the exact same thing lol