Me talking like Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation (About Just Cause 2)

I edited this to remove the other persons replies and what not.

Don't get me wrong either, i love this game, just wanted to rant about everything that it does wrong lol..



10:32 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: there are a few other places that impress me alot, the big big bases that take about an hour to finish are impressive because the is an endless wave of stupid Asian grunts coming at you from every direction

10:33 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: i just think WOOHOO more people to mow down with my dual wielded "shoot the fuck out of everyone" guns erm i mean MP5s
10:35 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: i know the Ular boys missions are the best but that LOST mission was just so different

10:36 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: i thought there was going to be a sign like "You are now leaving Just Cause 2 and entering some other epic game"

10:39 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: if and when a Swedish character is put into an American game they don't just use the line HURDI GURDI HURDI GURDI BORK BORK BORK
10:40 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: it seems like a game that is some sort of stereotypical patriotic bullshit that ive seen too many times to count with 50 pairs of hands
10:40 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: also the fucking main character Rico needs to choose a bloody nationality or i might just stick forks in my eyes before the game is even finished
10:41 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: what am i supposed to feel sorry for this guy?
10:41 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: LOOK AT HOW BADASS I AM....I THINK
10:41 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: NO WAIT IM TRYING TO BE FUNNY
10:41 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: NO WAIT IM TRYING TO BE FUCKING NEO
10:43 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: i care about the JC2 story about as much as i care about touching myself in a the corner wearing a snickers wrapper as a hat
10:43 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: the game should be called Just Cause You Want To Blow Shit Up.... 2
10:45 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: i still find it fun
10:45 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: infact i love doing it so much ive already started making a mod for JC2 because blowing shit up IS fun
10:45 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: and the game isn't shy about it either
10:46 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: here take a rocket launcher and we'll just pop you in this inconspicuous OIL REFINERY

10:47 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: the blackmarket contains just about every decent gun in the game
10:47 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: except the demountable minigun
10:47 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: except that for some fucked up reason guns costs more than a TANK
10:47 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: hmm yeah that's some real quality thought process gone into the buy system there Avalanche

10:49 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: a plane that weighs over 400 tonnes crashing into a fucking palm tree and the whole plane explodes and the palm tree is still standing there like it just got hit by a small breeze
10:50 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: and its not like the trees are static props either
10:51 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: you drive thru a forest in a tank and i feel like playing marching music while i destroy every living thing within a 2km radius but a fucking jumbo jet instantly explodes if you fucking hit a small branch... seriously i know this game isn't trying to be realistic, i get that, but honestly a t what point did they think "hmm a small tank is stronger than a fucking jumbo jet"
10:55 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: honestly that big ass Bering still explodes instantly when you crash into something small as a fucking palm tree but the worst part is it handles like a fucking bath tub with wings
11:02 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: The decent part about the plane handling is you can actually fly upside properly where other games the moment you go upside down the game thinks your trying to rape it and either doesn't let you fly upside or just makes you fucking crash as if flying upside was some kind of sin

Jenkins wrote:

"shoot the fuck out of everyone" guns erm i mean MP5s

No voice? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10:32 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: there are a few other places that impress me alot, the big big bases that take about an hour to finish are impressive because the is an endless wave of stupid Asian grunts coming at you from every direction

10:49 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: a plane that weighs over 400 tonnes crashing into a fucking palm tree and the whole plane explodes and the palm tree is still standing there like it just got hit by a small breeze
10:50 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: and its not like the trees are static props either
10:51 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: you drive thru a forest in a tank and i feel like playing marching music while i destroy every living thing within a 2km radius but a fucking jumbo jet instantly explodes if you fucking hit a small branch... seriously i know this game isn't trying to be realistic, i get that, but honestly a t what point did they think "hmm a small tank is stronger than a fucking jumbo jet"
10:55 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: honestly that big ass Bering still explodes instantly when you crash into something small as a fucking palm tree but the worst part is it handles like a fucking bath tub with wings
11:02 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: The decent part about the plane handling is you can actually fly upside properly where other games the moment you go upside down the game thinks your trying to rape it and either doesn't let you fly upside or just makes you fucking crash as if flying upside was some kind of sin
10:46 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: here take a rocket launcher and we'll just pop you in this inconspicuous OIL REFINERY
10:47 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: except that for some fucked up reason guns costs more than a TANK



Hot damn those are some horrible wrongs, its so wrong Lex Luthor needs this to explain

I love how you say Jenkins is wrong, give no argument or explanation, and not weigh the fact that he has played the game, is modding it, and therefore has every right to say what he wants to.

New guy, you have fallen in my eyes.

even if the game aint realistic, i still fuggin want that thing, got the demo and a hack around 30 minutes and boundaries but, theres really nothing beyond the boundaries except road and then the map disappears and you fall, for a long, long time.

??? im agreeing with Jenkins those are some serious bugs or bad mechanics or whatever their called

Jenkins wrote:

just wanted to rant about everything that it does wrong lol..

Panthereye2317 wrote:

??? im agreeing with Jenkins those are some serious bugs or bad mechanics or whatever their called

unrealistic bullshit

Yeah i like this game, infact i might go as far as saying i love it. But there are plot holes bigger than the fucking grand canyon, not to mention game mechanics that feel like they've been designed by a retarded bull with a fetish for surfing...

Honestly the things this game absolutely fail in, it makes up for in awesome graphics, visual effects and just down right bullshit epicness action that you can only really get from watching a Michael Bay movie.

Jenkins wrote:

Yeah i like this game, infact i might go as far as saying i love it. But there are plot holes bigger than the fucking grand canyon, not to mention game mechanics that feel like they've been designed by a retarded bull with a fetish for surfing...

Honestly the things this game absolutely fail in, it makes up for in awesome graphics, visual effects and just down right bullshit epicness action that you can only really get from watching a Michael Bay movie.

Heh, reminds me sorta of doom or duke nukem in gameplay. Just kill everything.

Haha, I love how you compared the plot holes to the grand canyon.

but just cause 2 aint just doom or duke its smashing every duke game with every doom game, and throwing in weapons from mw2 and you got just cause 2

terminators cousin wrote:

but just cause 2 aint just doom or duke its smashing every duke game with every doom game, and throwing in weapons from mw2 and you got just cause 2

mw2 is just bad in every way

kgprodigalist wrote:

terminators cousin wrote:

but just cause 2 aint just doom or duke its smashing every duke game with every doom game, and throwing in weapons from mw2 and you got just cause 2

mw2 is just bad in every way

im just talking about all those fucking guns i've seen in it

Panthereye2317 wrote:

??? im agreeing with Jenkins those are some serious bugs or bad mechanics or whatever their called

Jenkins wrote:

just wanted to rant about everything that it does wrong lol..

Oh, I got it. Sorry new guy. You have gone up in my eyes.

kgprodigalist wrote:

terminators cousin wrote:

but just cause 2 aint just doom or duke its smashing every duke game with every doom game, and throwing in weapons from mw2 and you got just cause 2

mw2 is just bad in every way

MW2 haz nice music

TheNewCity wrote:

Panthereye2317 wrote:

??? im agreeing with Jenkins those are some serious bugs or bad mechanics or whatever their called

Jenkins wrote:

just wanted to rant about everything that it does wrong lol..

Oh, I got it. Sorry new guy. You have gone up in my eyes.

but seriously did Just Cause 2 even have a beta where people tested it for retarded stuff?

no

terminators cousin wrote:

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFk8mnr7UWQ&feature=related

Hmm I wonder what the makers of Just Cause 2 were thinking anyway.

Panthereye2317 wrote:

terminators cousin wrote:

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFk8mnr7UWQ&feature=related

Hmm I wonder what the makers of Just Cause 2 were thinking anyway.

.

Again my lungs imploded at the sight of that

they weren't they we're smoking crack

Shut up already, the game owns.

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

Why so mad there

Panthereye2317 wrote:

10:32 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: there are a few other places that impress me alot, the big big bases that take about an hour to finish are impressive because the is an endless wave of stupid Asian grunts coming at you from every direction

10:49 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: a plane that weighs over 400 tonnes crashing into a fucking palm tree and the whole plane explodes and the palm tree is still standing there like it just got hit by a small breeze
10:50 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: and its not like the trees are static props either
10:51 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: you drive thru a forest in a tank and i feel like playing marching music while i destroy every living thing within a 2km radius but a fucking jumbo jet instantly explodes if you fucking hit a small branch... seriously i know this game isn't trying to be realistic, i get that, but honestly a t what point did they think "hmm a small tank is stronger than a fucking jumbo jet"
10:55 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: honestly that big ass Bering still explodes instantly when you crash into something small as a fucking palm tree but the worst part is it handles like a fucking bath tub with wings
11:02 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: The decent part about the plane handling is you can actually fly upside properly where other games the moment you go upside down the game thinks your trying to rape it and either doesn't let you fly upside or just makes you fucking crash as if flying upside was some kind of sin
10:46 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: here take a rocket launcher and we'll just pop you in this inconspicuous OIL REFINERY
10:47 PM - ĴęŅƙĨǹᶊ: except that for some fucked up reason guns costs more than a TANK

wtf is your avatar

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

too bad im to broke to play the full game

TheNewCity wrote:

Shut up already, the game owns.

That I do not doubt.