GET YOUR SPAM TROLLING MINDFUCKS PORN AND OTHER SHIT ON!!!!

next step: upload Eli's death for 10 hours

people will rage =3
and i spoiled Ep2 to my friend long ago by telling him eli died xD

Poor Eli.

yeah

LambdaCore 21 wrote:

next step: upload Eli's death for 10 hours

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"ALYX...I LOVE YOU. *stab*"
"ALYX...I LOVE YOU. *stab*"
"ALYX...I LOVE YOU. *stab*"
"ALYX...I LOVE YOU. *stab*"
ALYX...I-

Remove kebab for ten hours

Sergeant Stacker wrote:

Remove kebab for ten hours

this

I just now realized that I'm addicted to eating lemons despite the acidity making my teeth and tongue hurt like hell after eating them.

Sergeant Stacker wrote:

I just now realized that I'm addicted to eating lemons despite the acidity making my teeth and tongue hurt like hell after eating them.

I hope to god they aren't conbustable.

If they were combustible though, your turds could be used as grenades for the army. Because have a digestive system of steel and the lemons did not detonate.

exploding shit ftw

The high amount of citric acid in the lemons gives me very sloppy shit. It's like, halfway to diarrhea

well you have an excuse to skip school when it starts(assuming you're still visiting that waste of resources)

Holy FUCKING shit...I made a sort of good looking GIF of him running.

Question to discuss:
ARE YOU READY TO BEAT UP A PARKING LOT FULL OF HIPPIES?
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: Yep
Stranger 2: I got my bong.
Stranger 1: I brought my bag of salt
Stranger 2: oh wait
Stranger 2: were not the hippies
Stranger 2: okay okay
Stranger 1: Nope
Stranger 2: We can eat them.
Stranger 1: But when we beat them
Stranger 1: Then we will BECOME their gods
Stranger 2: i feel like were on the same path but like
Stranger 2: Lets just burn them
Stranger 1: Alright
Stranger 1: They would probably smell great
Stranger 1: Like a massive incense
Stranger 2: Hippies are mostly made of gasoline right?
Stranger 1: Yeah, gasoline and rubarb
Stranger 1: rhubarb?*
Stranger 2: something like that.
Stranger 2: Where's this parking lot full of hippies anyways?
Stranger 1: Oh that's true
Stranger 2: Wouldnt they be in a park?
Stranger 2: or like
Stranger 1: If it turns out its on Alcatraz
Stranger 2: a tent
Stranger 1: That's not a good weekend
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Me every night :

Oh god i lol'd!!!
That's how ya do it XD

When was the last time i was on here...

we've got more broken shit here also awesome

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=124875
This HL2 beta pack actualy dosen't suck! It has the RTB npcs, and the real beta v_models instead of the shitting missingaytion ones.