Guys, this has nothing to do with weird brony pictures and happy tree friends, but oh my glob, i'm SO GOOD AT DRAWING
Sergeant Stacker
Posts : 631 Age : 124 Location : Kraken Base Join date : 2009-11-12
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:50 pm
Okay, for some reason fagsy is getting onto me and talking shit in an attempt to make herself look cool for her non-existent friends. At the moment this stupid cunt thinks she has some kind of authority over me.
TheFurryCleric AGNMI Furry
Posts : 2162 Location : At the HQ of the operation. Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:01 pm
what the hell? Dont mind her, she's mad that i choose AGNMI over her :'3
Theuaredead
Posts : 386 Location : Theuaredead.exe could not find Location.dll Join date : 2010-08-07
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:29 pm
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Sergeant Stacker
Posts : 631 Age : 124 Location : Kraken Base Join date : 2009-11-12
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:09 pm
Stranger connected! Stranger: Guys who play soccer are hot as fuck CleverBot: {e,happy,0.2} Where do you live? Stranger disconnected! What the hell? is anyone else getting that weird shit?
LambdaCore 21 Drama Queen
Posts : 1417 Age : 34 Location : Germany Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:05 am
EPIC ASS FUCK
Inquisitor Doomlord Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus
Posts : 4068 Age : 32 Location : On the battlefield. Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:20 am
Counter-Portal sounds promising
Nivek
Posts : 173 Join date : 2010-09-17
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:31 pm
Sergeant Stacker
Posts : 631 Age : 124 Location : Kraken Base Join date : 2009-11-12
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:52 pm
AGNMI should have an official Moonbase Alpha server
Its not true... OMG THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! Why!? just why ;_;
To be fair, That's a good looking personal skin.
TheFurryCleric AGNMI Furry
Posts : 2162 Location : At the HQ of the operation. Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:01 am
To be fair, that's my ammunition ports he's stealing. Nuff said, lets burn this bitch!
Inquisitor Doomlord Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus
Posts : 4068 Age : 32 Location : On the battlefield. Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:06 am
did someone say BURN?
TheFurryCleric AGNMI Furry
Posts : 2162 Location : At the HQ of the operation. Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:42 am
Inquisitor Doomlord wrote:
did someone say BURN?
Yes i said BURN, gimme a flamethrower and we can visit Kats house... AS HE SLEEPS. MUAHHAHAHHAHHA!
Sergeant Stacker
Posts : 631 Age : 124 Location : Kraken Base Join date : 2009-11-12
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:39 am
I just came up with a plan. AGNMI should invent the first ever multi-universal teleportation device! We will all then travel to a world where the original concept of Half-Life 2 was kept and everything that was cut in this universe's half-life 2 is in the other universe's! We will then purchase or illegally download multiple copies and become celebrities as the only people to successfully recreate all of the beta's elements!
TheFurryCleric AGNMI Furry
Posts : 2162 Location : At the HQ of the operation. Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:12 am
YESH! What a plan you have there > Even Valve would be jelous~
TheCaptain943 I'm the Captain. End of story
Posts : 856 Age : 32 Location : Germany Join date : 2010-07-14
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:22 am
Gabe would be like:
HOW DID YOU BALANCE THE HYDRA?
Inquisitor Doomlord Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus
Posts : 4068 Age : 32 Location : On the battlefield. Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:45 am
Sergeant Stacker wrote:
I just came up with a plan. AGNMI should invent the first ever multi-universal teleportation device! We will all then travel to a world where the original concept of Half-Life 2 was kept and everything that was cut in this universe's half-life 2 is in the other universe's! We will then purchase or illegally download multiple copies and become celebrities as the only people to successfully recreate all of the beta's elements!
I say we go back in time and release it BEFORE valve does. We'll be fucking rich.
TheFurryCleric AGNMI Furry
Posts : 2162 Location : At the HQ of the operation. Join date : 2009-09-26
Subject: Re: Random stuff thread Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:40 am
Yes~ MUHAHAHAHAHHA We also gotta make sure some "kids" aren't born into this world~