Random stuff thread

Sergeant Stacker wrote:

Having fun with omegle's new "ask 2 complete strangers anything" feature

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I am going to kill your favorite cartoon character if your favorite cartoon character is an unrealistically colored mythical horse.

Stranger 2: LOL

Stranger 2: MLP

Stranger 2: ahaha

Stranger 1: noooooooo

Stranger 1: rainbow dash

Stranger 1: nooooooo

Stranger 2: I like

Stranger 2: Apple Jack

Stranger 1: shes awesome

Stranger 2: yeah ahaha

Stranger 1: haha

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whats up with those fucking ponies anyway?

Long story short: Fat male fags who watch my little brony - friendship is heresy, dream about being ponies and fap to ponies fucking the shit of each other. If you see any be sure to put a bullet through their heads. You'll be contributing to achieving world peace.

Hey. Cave Johnson here. Do know what to do when life gives you lemons?
Stranger 1: Say "hey. Imma gonna make lemonade"
Stranger 2 has disconnected



THOSE FOOLS ON OMEGLE


Hey. Cave Johnson here. Do know what to do when life gives you LEMONS?
Stranger 1: nope
Stranger 1: tell me
Stranger 2: Cave?
Stranger 1: lol cave?
Stranger 2: really?
Stranger 1: what a jew
Stranger 2: that's a mad name
Stranger 2: fuck off
Stranger 2: thats a sweet name
Stranger 1: nigga please
Stranger 2: you wanna go me homie?
Stranger 1: Red Neck Olympics 2011
Stranger 2: red neck fuck off 2001
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Apparently Cave Johnson's a jew.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, cave johnson here.
You: I've been thiking,
Stranger: hello
You: When LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,
You: TELL LIFE TO..TAKE THE LEMONS BACK
You: I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS
You: WHAT AM I SUPPOST TO DO WITH THESE?
You: DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANGAGER
Stranger: ok. well i only have tomatoes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And apparently he only has tomatoes.

Last one...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU KNOW WHAT.
You: I'VE BEEN THINKING
You: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,
You: DONT MAKE LEMONADE
You: MAKE LIFE...TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
You: I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS. WHAT AM I SUPPOST TO DO WITH THESE?
You: DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER.
You: MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY
Stranger: im a hot russian blonde female whos looking to play on cam wanna join xsoakingwet69.blogspot.com
You: THAT IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON...
You: LEMONS
You: CAVE JOHNSON, OUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That link was censored for so you don't get a eyefull of that. Oh, and i went on that website. It shows you a GIF instead of a webcam, and i even copied and pasted the image URL.

LambdaCore 21 wrote:

Half-Life 2: Episode 3

I woke up this morning to find my right hand covered in ticks. Once I removed all of them and placed them in a plastic cd case lid, I went into the alley with it, filled it with lighter fluid, and burned those goddamn parasitic bastards.

LambdaCore 21 wrote:

Oh snap?

LambdaCore 21 wrote:

impossible

LambdaCore 21 wrote:

not really

This thing is hilarious http://funstuff.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-plot-ideas.htm

When they fail a drugs test, a ghost train of vampires use the information given by their dying guide to find: a rundown toy factory. The plot is made critical by an opportunity.

When their family is kidnapped, a group of stoned hippies go on a visit to see their folks. The plot is destabilised by a race.

A likable bounty hunter accidentally picks up a spider. The plot is made difficult by a pregnancy.

A disabled musician borrows a diary. The situation is complicated by an earthquake.

A feminist has 24 hours to steal a football team.

When a robbery ends in violence, a group of geeky kids raise money for the lost city of the ancients.

An abusive stripper loses a house.

A chain-smoking psychiatrist takes revenge on a handsome alien investigator.

BEST DEAL EVER

how to scare ponyfags away

he removed me afterwards

Quote :

I'm going to love and tolerate the shit out of you.

Several posts later....

Quote :

Rot in hell, fuckhead.

That is the loveliest love I've ever seen.

:3

I have been pondering the meaning of the wonderful shrug emote. I have come to the conclusion that the shrug is used to show indifference to the subject.

either that or when you just wanna say something but you cant think of anything good.

Sad, sad day today. I was forced to delete my hl2 beta due to the space it took up. On the bright side, I saved all the maps I made for it.

My first day at high school. Nervous, coffeine-addicted and I FUCKING CUT MY THUMB UP BADLY.